Yo yo yo, my funky fresh friends, listen up, 'cause I got something that'll blow your mind! It's called Passh'ed Orange Guava and it's like a psychedelic trip for your taste buds.
This baby's got passionfruit, orange, and guava all up in the mix, and let me tell you, they are getting DOWN. The passionfruit's all like "hey guava, you wanna groove?" and the guava's like "oh yeah, baby, let's get funky!" and then the orange comes in and just blows their minds with its citrusy tang.
And the best part? It's made with love in Hawke's Bay, New Zealand, using authentic Chubby Gorilla bottles that are just too cute to handle, and formulated with ultra-smooth nicotine salts that'll have you feeling as smooth as a groovy jazz riff. Plus, it's 30/70 PG/VG, so you know it's the real deal.
So don't be a square, my friends, get yourself some Passh'ed Orange Guava into your life and get ready to trip the light fantastic!