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VEP The Pug Life 30ml

$18.95 $12.50

A candied Watermelon and Grape juice, with just a hint of cool menthol on the exhale. (Although some people claim that it's more than a hint)
VG/PG Ratio: 70/30
Cap: Child-Resistant Cap w/Nozzle
Ingredients:  Palm-free glycerine, propylene glycol, natural and artificial flavours, nicotine.
Product of Aotearoa

Jock's Vapes Staff Notes: Morris The Grape, while a looker, was lonely, because its tough at the top, it went online and signed up to an online dating app. Morris The Grape quickly found that having an impressive bio and good looks often intimidated other flavours, after a string of one off dates Morris The Grape just couldn’t seem to find 'the one', months and months went by with no luck, starting to feel disheartened Morris The Grape gave the online dating app one last chance.

Ping! the app's notification sounded off on Morris The Grapes phone.

"Hey" the message read.

"Uh hey" Morris The Grape replied.

"Want to meet up for a coffee?" the sender continued.

"Uh wut?" Morris The Grape replied somewhat taken aback with how forward the sender is.

With a little more back and forth conversation Morris The Grape started to realise that this one has very much the same interests, big clouds, good flavour, relaxing by the fire pit on a summer evening with a cold brew but they were so forward and direct. Throwing caution into the wind Morris The Grape finally agreed to meet up for a coffee at a local cafe because it’s a public place so should everything go sideways, help wouldn’t be too far away… people on the internet are crazy.

The date went well, really well, Watermelon Slush was intelligent and sweet, cool and funny.

9 months later Morris The Grape and Watermelon Slush are the proud parents of The Pug Life.

True story.

Pair With: Cider

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Description

A candied Watermelon and Grape juice, with just a hint of cool menthol on the exhale. (Although some people claim that it's more than a hint)
VG/PG Ratio: 70/30
Cap: Child-Resistant Cap w/Nozzle
Ingredients:  Palm-free glycerine, propylene glycol, natural and artificial flavours, nicotine.
Product of Aotearoa

Jock's Vapes Staff Notes: Morris The Grape, while a looker, was lonely, because its tough at the top, it went online and signed up to an online dating app. Morris The Grape quickly found that having an impressive bio and good looks often intimidated other flavours, after a string of one off dates Morris The Grape just couldn’t seem to find 'the one', months and months went by with no luck, starting to feel disheartened Morris The Grape gave the online dating app one last chance.

Ping! the app's notification sounded off on Morris The Grapes phone.

"Hey" the message read.

"Uh hey" Morris The Grape replied.

"Want to meet up for a coffee?" the sender continued.

"Uh wut?" Morris The Grape replied somewhat taken aback with how forward the sender is.

With a little more back and forth conversation Morris The Grape started to realise that this one has very much the same interests, big clouds, good flavour, relaxing by the fire pit on a summer evening with a cold brew but they were so forward and direct. Throwing caution into the wind Morris The Grape finally agreed to meet up for a coffee at a local cafe because it’s a public place so should everything go sideways, help wouldn’t be too far away… people on the internet are crazy.

The date went well, really well, Watermelon Slush was intelligent and sweet, cool and funny.

9 months later Morris The Grape and Watermelon Slush are the proud parents of The Pug Life.

True story.

Pair With: Cider

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